But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer?
Rudolph really is a pretty cool guy and his nose is really one of the best things about him. It makes him unique and being unique is a good thing. So, I’m giving al lof you red noses! I’m so generous.
I know, I know – I drew on your photos last year. But this time it’s more of a gift! You should thank me.”
Ahem. At least she hasn’t lost her self-confidence, right?